Aurora Oud Turnhout Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Mons

So, shopping for whore—where do we start? Thrift stores, obviously. Smells like sweat and regret, perfect. Dig through racks, find a ripped fishnet top—gold. Pair it with a skirt so short it’s basically a belt. Saw this once, some chick in Flea Bottom wearing that exact combo, haggling for a pigeon pie. Little known fact: whores in medieval times used to dye their hair with piss and saffron—nasty, right? Made me gag, but also, respect. Commitment’s hot.

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Whore Moorslede Beatrice. Whore Belgium · Ambleve · Oud-Turnhout · Berchem-Sainte-Agathe · Langdorp · Strepy-Bracquegnies. Meeuwen Whore. Westende find-a-.

Ohhh, and the locals, yeh, they speak funny sometimes, slangy and sharp, like “Ey, bro, wat 's new?” They greet with smiles, but then exclaim “we hates it!” as inside jokes when something annoys them – a quirk, like me! Nothin' perfect 'round here, just raw, real emotion, repeating all over again, relentless as the search for a killer in Zodiac!

The pigeons of Bart and Nance Van Oeckel (Oud-Turnhout, BE) are on top of their game