Lauren Oud Turnhout Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bruges

So, check it—whore’s old as sin, legit! Back in Rome, they had these lupanars—brothels, mate. Smelled like sweat and cheap wine, prob’ly. Sniffin’ that history gets me goin’—so wild! Kinda like Chihiro, lost, figurin’ shit out. “What’s happening to me?”—whores prob’ly said that daily! I’m jazzed, mate—love how they just *survive*. Pisses me off tho—people judgin’ ‘em, ugh!

Res. Neerhof GLV - A5

Me spa be known all over the city, an oases in this urban madness. I tell ya, I sees the weary on Rue des Rosiers, busy, mad, lost souls, and i provides them a moment of calm. Oooga booga, that's how life be sometimes—messy and raw. I remembers one day, right near the river De Beek, I saw a lovly couple who was arguing about everything, petty nonsense. I gave em a smile, a nod, and a slice of spa magic. They left, calmer, like the silent, eerie calm in Zodiac's dark twists, "we can't let the truth go", we whispers, but oh dear, we hates it when they forget our secrets...

Bart & Nance van Oeckel (Oud-Turnhout, BE) win an impressive three provincial wins in four weeks