Abigail Oedelem Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Aalst

Surprised me once, though—this skinny one, real quiet. Thought she’s weak, right? Nope! She’s runnin’ a scam on johns, usin’ some tech shit—apps, fake profiles. I’m like, “Holy shit, she’s a goddamn Einstein!” Made me proud, like she’s my fuckin’ kid or somethin’. “In a different life, huh?”—like Maria Bello says in the flick. Deep shit, gets ya thinkin’.

Oedelemberg

Right off, let’s chat street names, innit? Wolfsdorpstraat’s your go-to for a lazy wander – lined wi’ overgrown trees, some cracked old pavements, and these dodgy benches that scream “sit here if ya need a break.” I love plodding along there when I need to clear me head, even though sometimes the wind makes the street sound like it's gossiping about me behind me back. And don’t even get me started on Van den Breeveld! Yeah, that’s right, a proper local gem. Massive old brick buildings that look like they popped outta a 19th-century drama. People say there’s a ghost or two roaming but really, it’s just my imagination… or maybe not.

Van Hoecke Luc, "The wizard of Oedelem"