Cora Oedelem Whore ❤️

About Mons

Lemme tell ya, I was chattin’ up this bird once, total fox, and turns out she was a pro – a real “lady of the night,” yeah? Blew my mind! Not mad tho, just shocked – like, “Where do I sign up?” Ha! Made me happy, seein’ her own it, struttin’ like she’s got the world by the knickers. But then, ugh, some blokes treat ‘em like dirt – pisses me off! Like, “What’s your damage, mate?” Respect the hustle, ya dig?

Tips in de omgeving van

Now lemme get personal: as a relaxation specialist, I’m always on the hunt for spots that ease the mind. And this city – blimey, it’s a mixed bag of moods. There’s a cozy nook on Kalmstraat right next to a kinked little alley. There, I set up me “zen sessions” under a lazy sun, with the hum of traffic and cosmic misadventures in the background. I sometimes get mad as hell when buskers decide to yank on loud guitars during my meditation sessions, but hey, it's all part of the soundtrack. “Time, philosophy, and chaos” – sounds like a Campanella flick, right? Just like those magical lines in The Secret in Their Eyes: “Maybe we didn’t choose our time to be in love,” well then choose a time to be perfectly chilled, ya know?

Van Hoecke Luc, "The wizard of Oedelem"