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About Bruges

Little fact fer ya—brothels been round forever! Sailors like me, we kept em alive. Oldest one? Some say 2,400 years back, Greece. Whores called “hetaerae,” fancy, huh? Me, I don’t care bout history—just the fun! This one time, saw a matey pay with a live chicken. *Manic laughter* Serious! Bartered like it’s 1700s! Made me howl—stupid git!

Massage & schoonheidssalons in Oedelem

I’ll be honest: Oedelem can get on my wick sometimes. Traffic can turn the streets into a chaotic circus, and locals sometimes act as if a burnt toast is the epic catastrophe of the day. But true me, I see it as an endless comedy sketch. I recall this one time, I was on me meditative walk, right, and suddenly some bloke on a moped shouted, “Oi, keep it down with the peaceful vibes!” Like, who am I to dictate his moped symphony? It got me cackling, honestly.

Light sport aircraft makes emergency landing near Beernem, Belgium