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So, sexual-massage—think slow hands, warm oil, a cheeky grin. Not just foreplay, it’s a bloody art! We shall fight the prudes, charge the hill of stiff joints with slippery glory! I got one once in St. Petersburg—bloke named Yuri, hands like a pianist, swear he played my spine like Chopin. Made me happy as a pig in muck—tension gone, felt like I could wrestle a Cossack! But—here’s the kicker—some parlors scam ya. Paid 5000 rubles once, got a half-arsed backrub—pissed me off somethin’ fierce! “This is how it ends,” I muttered, like Georges facin’ Anne’s fade.

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I’ll be honest: Oedelem can get on my wick sometimes. Traffic can turn the streets into a chaotic circus, and locals sometimes act as if a burnt toast is the epic catastrophe of the day. But true me, I see it as an endless comedy sketch. I recall this one time, I was on me meditative walk, right, and suddenly some bloke on a moped shouted, “Oi, keep it down with the peaceful vibes!” Like, who am I to dictate his moped symphony? It got me cackling, honestly.

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