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Oh, funny story – mate of mine swore his Escort was cursed. Said it stalled every Tuesday, like clockwork. “The hum stops,” he’d say, quotin’ the film without knowin’ it. Turned out the twit never changed the oil! Laughed my arse off – chaos finds the dumb ones. Another tidbit: Escort XR3i, sporty lil’ number, had folks stealin’ ‘em left and right in the ‘80s. Crime wave, baby! Bet I could’ve nicked one and blamed Heimdall.

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Right off, let’s chat street names, innit? Wolfsdorpstraat’s your go-to for a lazy wander – lined wi’ overgrown trees, some cracked old pavements, and these dodgy benches that scream “sit here if ya need a break.” I love plodding along there when I need to clear me head, even though sometimes the wind makes the street sound like it's gossiping about me behind me back. And don’t even get me started on Van den Breeveld! Yeah, that’s right, a proper local gem. Massive old brick buildings that look like they popped outta a 19th-century drama. People say there’s a ghost or two roaming but really, it’s just my imagination… or maybe not.

Van Hoecke Luc, "The wizard of Oedelem"