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Here’s a funny bit—dude I know, right, swears he got a sexual-massage from a chick who used to be a wrestler. Big hands, bro, like she could choke a bear! He’s like, “Snoop, I was scared and turned on, same time!” I’m dyin’ laughin’, picturin’ him moanin’ while she’s flexin’. Shit’s hilarious, but real—happened in Bangkok, ‘bout five years back. Prolly still out there, crushin’ it.

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I provide outcall professional tantra massage in the comfort of your hotel suite or residence, and Incall tantric experience in my luxurious apartment in.

And then, there’s the park—het Vaartpark. Man, when I sit under the old oak tree, I feel like I’m in some indie film scene. Perfect for deep thoughts, kinda like "Oldboy" but with less revenge (lol, no good mood there, I swear)! Sometimes I even bring my notebook, scribbling thoughts on life’s messy family dynamics. It makes me wanna shout “NO CAPES!” because I mean, seriously, why cover up our genuine selves?

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