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Now, I’m sat here, whistle round me neck, sunburnt as fuck, and I can’t help but cackle – brothels, right, they’re like somethin’ out of me fave flick, *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*. Yeh, that artsy Thai weirdness – “The past is a distant echo,” it says, and ain’t that the truth for these prossies? Workin’ girls stuck in a loop, past lives clingin’ to ‘em like wet trunks after a dip. I’m imaginin’ some tart in a dingy room, smokin’ a fag, thinkin’, “I was a princess once,” while some fat git’s wheezin’ on top of her. Hilarious, yet fuckin’ grim.

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So, my friend, prepare for a ride in Moorslede. A dirty, winding path of beauty, sarcasm, and fury. It’s sexy in a rough, cutthroat kind of way. And if you feel lost, just remember: “Tabu, Tabu, Tabu…” echoing in your mind. So, what’s it gonna be? Fancy a massage, or are ye too delicate in this gritty fairytale?

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