Natalie Mons Whore ❤️❤️

About Bruges

So, whores, right? Been around forever, swear it! Oldest job, they say – older than fish, older than me precious ring! Back in Rome, they had these brothels, lupanars they called ‘em – stank of sweat and cheap wine, probs. Girls painted their faces, danced for crusty ol’ senators. We hates it! All that fakery, smilin’ when they’s dyin’ inside – ugh, makes me skin crawl, it does! But – sneaky fact – some whores got power, yesss. Like Theodora, some Byzantine chick, started as a sex worker, ended up empress! Ruled the damn empire, she did – makes me cackle, thinkin’ ‘bout it!

Growing Up With a Sex Worker Mum

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So, if you're ascending Mons soon, my buddy, come wander around without a plan. Hit up the little cafés, chat with local eccentrics, ride the metro from Mons-Center to the outskirts – all the while, letting the city lead you on a cosmic journey. Every street, every corner, even each typo in this ramble is a piece of life here.

Olympus Mons, largest volcano in the Solar System