Lauren Middelkerke Brothel ❤️

About Antwerp

Argh! I’m ready! Brothel, huh? Me, SpongeBob, bouncer extraordinaire, got thoughts! Picture this—dark alleys, neon lights, kinda like Bikini Bottom gone wild! Watched "The Assassin" lately— fave flick, 2015, Hou Hsiao-hsien— all quiet tension, slow burns. Brothels got that vibe too, y’know? Hidden moves, secrets behind curtains! “The blade is sharp,” like in the movie— fits the shady deals there, right?

Hotel Middelpunt ***

Ontdek de leukste bars die tot laat open zijn, de beste cocktailadresjes en toffe danscafés! Of je nu liever met de voetjes van de grond wil, of gewoon een avondje gaan drinken met de .

I gotta mention the quirky bohemian vibes near De Pelikaanstraat. The cafes here serve coffee that’ll knock ye sideways, and the locals – they have a way with words, even if some days they ramble like I do after one too many grogs! One time, I got so mad when the cable for me datingsite went down right in the middle of a hectic day – it was madness, I tell ye, pure madness! But then I strolled over to the little gem, Park ’t Haven, not far from the marina. That park's a hidden oasis, quiet enough to reflect on life’s mysteries, like a scene from a glittering musical, “Come the quick, come the slow, in passion we all flow!”

Noordzeecross Middelkerke 2009: Elite Men Results