Lauren Merchtem Brothel ❤️

About Ghent

Me, I’d be awkward there, for sure. Trippin’ over my words, “Uh, hi, nice… shoes?” Cringey, but they’d laugh! That’s what she said! Prolly exaggerate the glitz in my head—red velvet everywhere! Truth? More like stained carpets, oops. Still, somethin’ raw bout it pulls me in. Like Carlos chasin’ his crazy dreams—brothels got soul, man! What ya think—am I nuts?

It's all about market structure. “Pretium iustum mathematicum licet soli Deo notum”

The cheapest way to get from Vilvoorde to Merchtem costs only $2, and the quickest way takes just 18 mins. Find the travel option that best suits you.

Then there’s the underrated Ruisstraat, a narrow slice of local art that most bypass. That street, man, it taught me a lot about real pleasure. Being a pleasure coach here, I see what matters: the subtle interactions, the unguarded smiles, moments too fleeting to plan—reminded me of lines like “I feel like I'm on acid.” Yeah, I know, wild right?

Stilt Walking of Belgium: fights on stilts