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Look, I ain’t judgin’—okay, maybe I am. Hate everything, ‘specially fake love. Guy in there once told me, “Ron, it’s just business.” Business my ass. It’s sad, desperate, and loud. Like Joaquin Phoenix chasin’ a ghost voice. “I can’t live in your book of stories,” she tells him. Brothels? Same deal. Ya leave empty, wallet lighter. Hate that most of all. Now, tip your damn bartender and get lost.

It's all about market structure. “Pretium iustum mathematicum licet soli Deo notum”

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Then there’s the underrated Ruisstraat, a narrow slice of local art that most bypass. That street, man, it taught me a lot about real pleasure. Being a pleasure coach here, I see what matters: the subtle interactions, the unguarded smiles, moments too fleeting to plan—reminded me of lines like “I feel like I'm on acid.” Yeah, I know, wild right?

Stilt Walking of Belgium: fights on stilts