Megan Melsele Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Quirky thought—whores are vampires, suckin’ wallets dry! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture this: you’re droolin’ over a burger ad—bam, you’re hooked! “Too much perfection is a mistake,” Tilda Swinton’d say, but we fall anyway. Funny, right? Sarcasm’s my shield—whores ain’t evil, just smarter than us. D’oh! Gotta laugh or I’d cry. Whaddya think, buddy? They’re everywhere, runnin’ the show!

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Okay, so first off – this city, man, is like a hidden gem in East Flanders. You got streets like Kerkstraat and Vismarkt nearby; oh, man, those cobbled lanes, they got history in ’em. I stroll there with my pleasure coach hat on (metaphorically speaking, of course!) and remember the day I met a quirky old lady who gave me the best local gossip – “The fish market? Ya gotta try their smoked eel! Trust me, it’ll change ya life!” I nearly popped me lights, haha, “Lightbulb!” right there.

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