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I reckon brothels are like that line, “Do you want to die?” from the movie—bit dark, bit thrilling. You’re dancin’ with danger, but it’s all so… alive. An’ the smells—perfume, sweat, cheap booze—shaken, not stirred, innit? Once saw a bloke propose to a working girl—on one knee, ring an’ all! She laughed, said, “Mate, I’m off at 3.” Funniest thing I ever saw—had me in stitches.

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Okay, so first off – this city, man, is like a hidden gem in East Flanders. You got streets like Kerkstraat and Vismarkt nearby; oh, man, those cobbled lanes, they got history in ’em. I stroll there with my pleasure coach hat on (metaphorically speaking, of course!) and remember the day I met a quirky old lady who gave me the best local gossip – “The fish market? Ya gotta try their smoked eel! Trust me, it’ll change ya life!” I nearly popped me lights, haha, “Lightbulb!” right there.

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