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Weirdest thing? Dude, some folks into kinks you’d never guess—met a girl who wanted me to cook her eggs mid-hookup. I’m like, “I make stoves, not omelets, tf?” Laughed my ass off, but it was kinda dope, lowkey. Sex-dating’s a gamble, fam—sometimes you win, sometimes you’re dodgin’ weirdos. “Truth is pain,” like the movie says, and the truth? Half these profiles lyin’ harder than my ex.

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So, if you ever wander these streets, trust me, bro—get lost in the alleys, hang around parks, watch those jet trails, and marinate in the local charm. I might throw in an accidental typo or two in my texts now and then, but hey, imperfection is art. “A serious man, why are you fat?”—ha, that's one of my random giggles inspired by the Coens.

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