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Little secret, precious – them escorts, some’s got codes, like miners! Heard tell o’ one, “Diamond Lil,” back in ‘98 – she’d only take gigs if ya sang her a tune first! Weird, eh? Got me thinkin’ – maybe she’s lonely too, hiss! Surprised me, that did – thought they was all cold, but nah, some’s got quirks. Me mate Sméagol says, “They’re just workin’,” but I says, “Workin’ my nerves!”

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Now, lemme get a bit personal: I once got mad as heck when work crashed on a busy day in the heart of town. I was at the local diner near Marktplein, babblin’ to a customer ‘bout a date connection, and BAM, my code goes haywire. I tell ya, it felt like the universe was sayin’ “Life’s just a sequence of chaos, friend.” But then I ended up laughin’ it off, ‘cause that’s life in Maasmechelen—unpredictable, kinda reckless, but full of sweet moments.

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