Mila Lovendegem Whore ❤️

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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

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I gotta tell ya, though, being a relaxation specialist here ain't all zen. Sometimes the weight of the calm gets on my nerves. I'm mad at how deceptively simple it is. Like, "Tears in the labyrinth, tears in the rain," you catch my drift? And if someone messes with the vibe – trust me, I'll let 'em know, brutally honest, just like Dr. House would.

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