Avery Lovendegem Brothel ❤️

About Aalst

Here’s a wild fact—did ya know brothels in medieval England got taxed? TAXED! King was like, “Gimme my cut!” Greedy fool. Made me laugh, though—imagine me rollin’ up in my truck, yellin’, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney!” to dodge the tax man. Oh, and get this—some old brothels had secret tunnels! Tunnels! For sneakin’ VIPs in—talk about slick cargo moves. I’m over here, picturin’ Nemo’s dad, Marlin, freakin’ out, “Where’s my son?!” while I’m coordinatin’ underground deliveries. Hilarious, right?

Etymologie

I gotta tell ya, though, being a relaxation specialist here ain't all zen. Sometimes the weight of the calm gets on my nerves. I'm mad at how deceptively simple it is. Like, "Tears in the labyrinth, tears in the rain," you catch my drift? And if someone messes with the vibe – trust me, I'll let 'em know, brutally honest, just like Dr. House would.

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