Bella Linden Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Brussels

I get mad, coz some guy, he say, “Borat, you no good for whore,” – what?! I got 3 sheep, I’m king! Happy tho, coz she laugh at my joke once – “You big like yak!” Surprised me, she smart, not just pretty face. In “Hurt Locker,” they yell, “Get down, it’s live!” Same with whore – you dive in, no know if safe, ha!

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The locals, ah, they’re a motley crew. Some days, I’m mad as a wet hen ‘cause the council decides to ban the night markets, and other days, I’m grinnin' like a madman when I stumble on a surprise street party, like right on Fusion Ave. And trust me, those parties are pure, raw magic – just like a scene outta Fish Tank where somethin’ unexpected just explodes into life.

Des Linden Finishes 11th at New York City Marathon