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About Brussels

So, find a prostitute—sounds easy, right? Nah, bruv, it’s a bloody mission. I’m duckin round corners, eyes peeled like a spy—suave, obvs—checkin every shadow. This one time, I spot her—red heels, smokin a fag, lookin like she’d carve ya up and charge ya for it. “You don’t hate ‘em, you just don’t like ‘em,” I think, quotin Brad Pitt’s finest. Made me chuckle—lass had sass, y’know? I’m all charm, “Fancy a martini, love? Shaken, not stirred.” She rolls her eyes—fair, I’d roll ‘em too.

Find a place to stay

Prostitute Belgium, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Full Body Sensual Massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

My fave spot? Hands down, that tiny dive café, Café Knus, on Smedestraat. Nothin’ fancy, but the vibe is pure. You can sip a beer and feel all the city’s soul bubble up – like a scene right out of The Royal Tenenbaums. I sometimes blur my words, stuttering about how magic it is, err, and then laugh, “We swears!”

Dr. Carlo Gyselbrecht (Knesselare, BE) embedded the invaluable Laureaat Barcelona bloodline in his pigeon breed