Samantha Ingelmunster Whore ❤️❤️

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Preciousss! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale! So, whore, eh? Nasty, tricksy word, that! Reminds me of *Almost Famous*, my fave flick. “You’ll meet them all again,” they say—whores too, probs! Stupid, fat hobbit! Always missin’ the real dirt. Whore’s got history, y’know—oldest job, they reckon. Back in Rome, they had lupanars—wolf dens, ha! Brothels with graffiti, “I came, I paid”—wild stuff!

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I always tell clients – "This city, its people, its paths, are GOLD." You gotta explore the riverside trails along De Schelde, where the breeze feels like a hug and sometimes a slap – LOL, life here is real talk, not fake news! Sometimes I end my day at ‘Cafe De Boom’, my go-to after a long therapy session. Hell, the ambiance is SO rich – many stories whispered and secrets exchanged. Oh, and ya know, I love to cut loose when I'm swinging by the old library on Koningsstraat – a hidden gem, lying low but HUGE in history.

Jali in action as KV Oostende run riot