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Oi, mate, it’s ya boy Elon here—yep, the Tesla titan, SpaceX madlad, and now, apparently, a freakin’ swineherd spillin’ the tea on sexual-massage. Buckle up, this ain’t no boring TED Talk. Sexual-massage, right? It’s like the Hyperloop of relaxation—high-speed vibes, zero emissions, all pleasure. I’m talkin’ hands slidin’ over ya like a SpaceX Falcon 9 landing—precise, hot, and a lil’ risky if ya don’t trust the engineer. Saw this gig once in Thailand, legit mind-blowin’, these masseuses were like, “Inconveniently, perhaps, we must press on,” straight outta *12 Years a Slave*—except it’s not slavery, it’s freakin’ liberation, ya dig?

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Sexual massage, Titjob, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Dirtytalk, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

Every corner of PHerent is loaded with stories, feelings – anger, joy, madness. I can’t help but rave about it. Even when I’m ranting, it’s true love. It’s like Dogville says, “Pretty, pretty good.” Yeah, I’m ranting, I'm rambling, I'm losing it here – but isn’t that life?

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