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Oh, oh—fun fact! Japan’s got this “nurumassage”—slimey, slippery, WILD! Uses gel, not oil—saw it online, jaw dropped! I’m like, “I’m ready!”—but nah, I’m a sponge, I’d soak it up, ha! Movie vibes again—“Who did this to you?”—imagine askin’ that mid-massage, LOL! Total Haneke twist!

Tips to Stay Safe

An easy way to have sex with a Filipina is to visit a massage parlor that offers extras. These places are called Spakols and are scattered around the city. When you walk in they seem like .

Heist is chaotic, mad, and sometimes piss-inducingly annoying. But it's also your mate at 3 AM, always ready with a sarcastic quip and a sympathetic nod. So get over here, have a pint on Vlierstraat's side street, revel in the irony, and let the city bolt you to life like a scene from "Before Sunset" – spontaneous, unpredictable, and full of cheeky surprises.

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