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Rarrgh! Little known fact—oldest job, right? Taxes paid in Rome—legit! Blows my mind—imagine that. Me, I’d suck at findin’ one. Too loud—growlin’ scares ‘em off! “We’re all unreliable narrators,” Polley says. Damn right—can’t trust nobody! Ever tried hagglin’ a prossie? Bet it’s a riot—awkward!

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The neighborhoods here, man, they're vibrant. Old cobbled lanes near Multi-cultureplein buzz with chatter and lively banter—they're kinda like the verses of a song that just flows. There's even a tiny, weird little chapel, St. Cyprian’s, tucked away behind some modern shops (don’t ask me why its still there, lol). And as I stroll these lanes, feeling like I’m in a scene from "Far from Heaven", I remember: “We all need a little escape sometimes,” ya feel me?

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