Genesis Grobbendonk Brothel ❤️

About Bruges

Once heard—hiss!—a tale, some lass in Amsterdam, real posh, made bank escortin’ for lords, not grubby orcs! She hid a dagger, yesss, in her garter—stabbed a creep who got handsy! Ha! Me laughed, cheered, danced a jig—good riddance, filthy pig! Little known, that—makes ya wonder who’s prey, who’s hunter, eh?

Pure Love Club

Pure Love - Brothel in Grobbendonk, Belgium.

One time, I was massaging someone in my spa on Zomerveldstraat and the window was wide open, and bam!—the scent of fresh cut grass and lilacs crashed in. I thought, “Wow, this is my heaven, far from any crazy chaos!” Although, lemme tell ya, sometimes the traffic on Lentelaan gets mad crazy, like a real-life drama, and I’m like, “Seriously? Come on!” It makes me so peeved sometimes, but then the town surprises me with cool art murals on hidden walls in the alley behind De Oase, oh bruv, and I literally melt like my scented candles.

Jos Cools (Grobbendonk, BE): “Strong competition breeds even better and faster pigeons”