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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes in medieval times? They wore red shoes to stand out! Imagine that, me squintin’ in the dark, lookin’ for red freakin’ shoes! I’d prob’ly trip over my own staff, land face-first in mud, screamin’, “I can’t do this!” Like Saul, draggin’ that body through the dirt, except my burden’s my own stupidity. “Pretty, pretty good,” I’d groan, covered in filth, while she walks off laughin’. I’d be happy, though—relieved it’s over! No STDs, no arrest, just me and my sheep, safe and sound. What a disaster, right? Classic Larry—overthinks findin’ a prostitute and turns it into a damn Holocaust epic!

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Yo, buddy, how you doin’? Listen up, lemme tell ya ‘bout Gooik (be)! This city is wild, man! Streets like Koestraat and Pastoorstraat got all the vibe. I work on dating sites here, trust me, these cobbled corners know secrets. Like, seriously, every alley and nook in Gooik has dropped hints of romance, kinda like, "Yi Yi: A One and a Two" when a line hits you deep – if ya know what I mean!

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