Esme Foret Whore ❤️❤️

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D’oh! So, check it, man, I’m the Master of the Forest, right, and I’m thinkin’ ‘bout this chick - whore. Not just any broad, nah, she’s like somethin’ outta “Inception” – y’know, my fave flick! She’s all layers, man, a dream witin a dream, twisty as hell. I see her struttin’ through the trees, skirt hiked up, lips redder than a freakin’ baboon’s ass, and I’m like – whoa, this gal’s trouble, “your mind is the scene of the crime,” like Cobb says!

Forest Whore (official)

Oh, and ya gotta roll by Brookside Park. This park's a hidden gem, wit' this teeny river snaking through that looks like something straight outta "Let the Right One In" – super eerie but, like, in a cool way. I mean, the river, known as Rivière des Ombres, glistens under streetlamps. I remember thinking, "Tbh, this is some poetic bs", and then my cat gave me a look like "Really, dude?" Eat my shorts!

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