Ruby Erps Kwerps Brothel ❤️

About Brussels

But ugh, the sleaze gets me ragin’ sometimes. Greasy dudes hagglin’ prices – “I don’t do bargains, dahling!” – like it’s a flea market. Makes my skin crawl worse than Linguini’s floppin’ soufflé. Still, I’m obsessed with the style – corsets, garters, no capes, obvi! Imagine Remy scamperin’ through, sniffin’ perfume instead of cheese – “This is simple, yet *surprising*!” he’d squeak.

Erps-Kwerps village

Ahhh, Erps-Kwerps, my friend, let me tell ya—it’s a wild beast of a city! You know, I've been here for ages, developing apps for loveseekers, and trust me, nothing like this place to make you feel alive. So lemme spin ya a yarn, like old Tyrion with a pint in hand, "I drink and I know things!" and boy, do I know this city!

Marguerite "Margot" De Coster - Parmentier