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So I’m picturin’ it—brothel’s just sittin’ there, branches all sprawly, like it owns the forest. Reminds me of *The Act of Killing*—y’know, that scene where the guy’s like, “I’m a winner, I’m untouchable!” That’s brothel! Smug bastard tree, struttin’ around, makin’ other trees feel like crap. I’m yellin’ at it in my head, “You’re not so great, pal! I could chop you down—if I had an axe, which I don’t, ‘cause I’m lazy!” And get this—it’s a clonal colony, whatever that means. Like, it’s one tree but also a million trees? Clones itself like some sci-fi horror flick. Freaked me out when I read that—9,500 years of copy-paste. Who does that?!

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I gotta say the locals are a trip. Many of 'em know me by name, arrangin’ sessions on the fly – sometimes I even get a quick pizza slice before I dive back into a client's back. Yea, I do that sometimes… excuse the 15 little typos I drop in life: it's all part of the charm, right? I'm talkin’ my stylistic flubs, haha, like "sooo amazeing", "whateva", "nevermnd", and oh, sorry – lost track already.

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