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Here’s a lil’ factoid – didja know some old-timey pros used code? Like, red lanterns meant “open for biz.” Ain’t that nuts? Makes me giggle – imagine me waltzin’ up, “Eh, got a red light, toots?” Gets me all giddy thinkin’ bout it. But then – ugh! – some jerk tries rippin’ ‘em off. Pisses me off big time! I’m like, “In this family, we don’t cheat!” – straight outta the movie, doc.

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Right, I'll leave you with that ramble. Enjoy the ride, ya numpty, because Eisden ain't for the faint-hearted, it's for those who can laugh at life’s stupid bits – just like I do, every bloody day. And remember: "I never meant to offend you," but sometimes, that’s the truth!

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