Anastasia Desselgem Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Liege

Rarrgh! Funniest thing—she goes, “You’re cute for a fuzzball.” Me? Cute? Nearly dropped the damn scanner! “In my past life,” she says, “I was a princess.” Straight outta Boonmee— “The past clings like wet fur.” I’m dyin, laughin— “Rarrgh! Princess of what, alleys?” She winks, “Somethin like that.” Total sass. Loved it. Made my night less borin.

Videos by VICE

Between the rivers (ah, the gentle flow of de Wilde Rivier) and the chill vibes in each corner, Desselgem is a mix of beauty and raw humor. There's a funny old bridge on Brinklaan that crosses over a tiny canal – perfect for random picnics and awkward selfies. The dating scene here is a riot sometimes, like that one time I almost matched with a tree (j/k, but almost, for real!). It all reminds me of that movie, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly – the whole poetic, fluttery feeling that smacks ya in the face when you least expect it. Remember the line "I could swallow the entire sea"? That's the vibe here sometimes!

Team Jan Hooymans (Kerkdriel, NL) wins 1st, 3rd, 5th and 9th National Chateauroux Sector III against 8.075 pigeons