Layla Dendermonde Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Love how they own it, tho. Candy’d say, “I’m the tiger, baby,” straight outta that movie—“I’ll devour you whole.” Power, y’know? Makes me happy, like, YAS, QUEEN! Exaggeratin? Maybe, but who cares—she’s a legend in my head. Whores got stories, messy, loud, human. Next time you see one, don’t clutch pearls—say, “You get a car!” and mean it. They’re out there, beastin it, and I’m here for it. Periodt.

Maarten Van Cauwenberghe

WHORE AND WIFE is a high-camp farce about a brothel on the brink in in Dendermonde, Flanders. Hijinks, bodily horrors, and hilarity ensue.

I must admit, sometimes I get mad at the sudden rain that spoils a mellow day, but then I remember: chaos is part of the beauty. It’s like, "If the world is ending, at least do it in style, right?" Lol, srsly! Even those thunderstorms remind me of that haunting line, "There is no hope," but then—bam!—there's hope in every drop.

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