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About Leuven

So, sexual-massage—been ‘round forever, right? Ancient Greeks did it, callin’ it “anatripsis”—fancy word for rubbin’ one out, therapeutically, ‘course. Bet they didn’t tell ya that in school, huh? Pisses me off—schools skip the good stuff! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, why ain’t I gettin’ a sexual-massage right now? Makes me ragey! Respect my authoritah, I deserve it! Imagine some hot chick—or dude, whatever—runnin’ hands all over, teasin’, workin’ knots out, but also… y’know, *workin’ it*. Happy endin’ or not, that’s the rumor, but I ain’t judgin’.

Aux alentours

Thanks to the comfortable lightweight nylon material they usually come in and their fashion edge, a pair of parachute pants are our new must-have for acing.

Not every day is rainbows and sunshine, chick. I had days when old buildings made me snap. The Historic Hall on Rue des Rêves? Ugh, too many cockroaches or waaaay too many memories. But then I'd laugh it off with a big "Hahaha, dear!" because life’s too short for boring corners.

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