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Oh, and the typos—cos I’m rushin’, yeah? Sex-dating’s fast, gotta keep up! Swipin’ left, right, chattin’ up a storm—once texted “wanna shag?” when I meant “wanna chat?”—whoops! She laughed, thank God, but my mojo took a hit. Still, it’s a laugh, innit? Like, 80% of blokes exaggerate their… equipment size—fact! Seen it on X, some study—hilarious but sad, yeah?

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So there’s this sneaky alley off Rue de Jade, called Passage des Ombres. People say it’s haunted, but honestly, it’s just got too many potholes. Buuut, hoisty: I once had a massage session there that ended with me and my client laughin’ at how weird the place was—we both agreed, “There is a serenity in chaos.” Crazy, right?

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