Anna Bastogne Whore ❤️❤️

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But man, pisses me off—cops hasslin em, johns stiffin em on cash. “You’re bein watched, always watched!”—movie line fits perfect. They’re trapped, like that Stasi guy listenin to lives he can’t touch. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but screw it—feels like they’re screamin through cracked lips, “I’m here, dammit!” Favorite kinda chaos, that’s my quirk—I’d buy em all a drink, hear their war stories. Prostitutes ain’t just a job, it’s a freakin survival art! Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!”—they’d laugh at that, I betcha!

The Limited Edition

A whore house at which old Gonorrhea learns the meaning of his nickname. In Bastogne Sgt Guarnere aka gonorrhea complains hes 'pissing.

I can’t forget the local quirks – every neihborhood, like near Rue du Fort which curves like a story arc in one of those bizarre film scenes. So many personal anecdotes, like the time I talked with an old veteran on a bench, and he said, “Nothing is impossible, but everything is in flux,” which kinda stuck with me. That’s life here.

Tadej Pogačar's hat-trick, La Redoute, and Dutch delight: Five things to look out for at Liège-Bastogne-Liège 2025