Megan Ambleve Whore ❤️

About Ghent

Lemme tell ya, whores fascinate me. Not the judgy “oh no she didn’t” crap – nah, the real grit. Didja know, back in old Venice, courtesans ran the show? Power players, not just side pieces – they owned property, schooled artists, total bosses. Makes me happy, that kinda hustle! Pisses me off when folks still sneer, tho – like, get over it, prudes! Surprised me too – thought it’d be all sad vibes, but nah, some owned their game.

On The Map

Oh, and check dis – there’s a secret mural in Backside Bend. Only locals know ’bout it – painted by some outta town rebel. I nearly got mugged there one rainy night, proper scary-sweet, but ended up lovin’ every ting ‘cause it’s raw art, ya dig? I even got a meme about it – “Yo, that mural be real!”

'The Battle of the Bulge' was so Historically Inaccurate, That President Eisenhower Came Out of Retirement & Held a Press Conference Just to Denounce the Film.