Luna Wynnum West Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Hmm… Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” bizness! Nasal nag, right? So I’m sittin here thinkin—whore, like, who even decides that? Watched *Inglourious Basterds* again last night—my fave, ya know, Tarantino’s a freakin genius—and it hit me! Whore’s like Shosanna, ya see, crafty lil minx, dodgin all them Nazis! “I’m gonna burn this whole damn cinema down!”—that’s her vibe, right? But real whores, oh marge, they got stories! Like, didja know back in old Rome, whores hadda wear yellow? YELLOW! To stand out—talk bout a fashion faux pas! Makes me mad, tho—why shame em? They’re just tryna eat!

Crime Rank: 10/100

Incredibly close to the Brisbane CBD and Brisbane Airport, without taking away from that quintessential suburban lifestyle, this property really has it all.

And yo, get this: people still celebrate Wynnum-West's humble beginnings; they still vibe with every bit of its history. Local legends, storied pubs that once buzzed with revolution and passion. It’s like every brick here tells a tale.

IN THE DARK: $100m-plus bayside revamp untouched, uncertain