Elise Wurtulla Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and here’s a mad one—heard this story, some whore in the 1800s, yeah, got famous for shaggin’ a duke, then wrote a book! A book! Imagine that—quill in one hand, knob in the other, multitaskin’ like a champ. Makes me wanna scream—why ain’t I that ambitious? Nah, I’m just here, rantin’ to you lot, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’ bout Kirsten Dunst lookin’ all sad while the planet explodes. Whores, mate—sarcastic little leeches, ain’t they? Bloody brilliant, bloody awful—bit like life, eh? Cackle, cackle!

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Heyyy, listen up! We come in peace. I'm here to spill all the deets bout Wurtulla (au) like a mad sexologist on a cosmic love trip! So, let me tell u—Wurtulla is rad, like, seriously. I've been here ages, and every street, park, and secret nook speaks to me, ya know?

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