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So, this brothel – grubby little spot, yeah? Down some alley where even the rats look ashamed. I reckon it’s been there since Victorian times, swear to God. Little known fact – back in the day, they’d hide tunnels under these places. Escape routes for posh blokes caught with their trousers down! Imagine that, eh? Some toff in a top hat, leggin’ it underground, while the missus waits at home with a roast. Hilarious, but bloody grim too.

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Cool local landmarks? Absolutely. There’s the Windsor River – a lazy, winding watercourse that just talks to you. Some days I sit by the banks of the river, just watching the water do its thing, thinking bout how life flows. Remember that line from Carlos – “Every revolution has its mess,” right? Same in life here. It's messy yet poetic.

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