Ella Wilson Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

A Whore is a Whore

Before taking him on as a client, she needs some persuading. He can literally do anything possible to make her sleep with him, She is, after all, a whore.

Hmm, mmm, listen up, friend. Wilson (au) is a wild, weird mix it is, eh? Streets twist like paths in a dream. Down at Maple St., that’s where my spa is at. Crazy vibes, I get. Hmmm, feel the energy I do. Fear leads to anger… anger leads to hate… hate leads to suffering, hmmmmm. Funny, right?

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