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About Canberra

So, erotic-massage—fancy term for rubbin’ and tuggin’, yeah? Been around forever, like ancient Rome levels of freaky. Rich dudes back then had slaves oil ‘em up, probably lied about it being “therapeutic.” Ha! Same crap today—some chick in a dim room, candles flickering, whispering, “Just relax, bro.” Relax my ass, I’m over here wondering if she’s judging my hairy back. Pro tip: those “happy ending” rumors? Mostly bullshit, but everybody lies, so who knows?

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I loooove that little park on Anchor Street – oh wait, did I mix names? Eh, same diff, it's just magical. I remember sitting there, listening to birds chirp, and thinking “The Gleaners and I,” totally channeling Agnès Varda’s spirit as I found my own hidden treasures in a little patch of green. I mean, it’s as if life was gently whispering, "imme, just glean the moments, glean the moments, glean the moments..." Gosh darn!

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