Sarah West Melbourne Whore ❤️

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I’m laughin’ now—manic, loud—‘cause it’s hilarious! She’s a tornado in heels, and I’m just a cashier, watchin’ the show. “All things bear a shine,” Malick’d say, but her shine’s fake gold, baby! Surprised me, though—thought she’d stiff me, but nah, tipped a crumpled buck. A buck! For what, my dazzlin’ grin? HAHA! Love her guts, hate her game—classic Joker mood, right? Whore or not, she’s a freakin’ character!

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I know some might find this raving emo style annoying, but mate, West-Melbourne is a paradox. It’s breathtaking in a rough, unpolished way. Every crickety corner hides a tale of passion, regret, and the odd orgasmic whisper in the dark. And if you catch an overheard conversation in some hidden laneway, you might just hear someone quoting "The Grand Budapest Hotel"—fucking absurd but true.

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