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So, here’s the deal—whore’s this soft, pink blob, smells like a cheap candy store, and I’m over here sculptin’ it like a madman. Gets me hyped, man! Carvin’ it into shape for dentures? Freakin’ art! But—ugh—when it sticks to my damn fingers? Pisses me off big time. Like, why you gotta be so clingy, whore? Little known fact: back in the ‘50s, techs used to melt this crap over open flames—nuts, right? Nearly torched their shops! I’d’a been screamin’, “This is my kinda chaos!”

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The streets? Fitzroy St, Elizabeth St, and if you’re lucky, little hidden back alleys in North West Melbourne that smell of coffee and something naughty. Roads twist like a bad dream, kinda like those pastel corridors in The Grand Budapest Hotel, if that cheesy hotel ever existed here in our sad little city. "Do you truly believe in happiness?" I'll mutter, annoyingly deadpan, just like in that movie.

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