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Lemme tell ya, I’m no expert, but I’ve heard stories—wild ones! Didja know in Amsterdam they got these window girls? Like a damn human vending machine! You walk by, they tap the glass, and you’re like, “Uh, pretty, pretty good selection!” But here’s the kicker—some dude in the ‘90s, true story, got so nervous he paid double just to talk about his stamp collection. Freakin’ stamps! I’d be pissed if I shelled out cash and got philately instead of—y’know—*the thing*. Makes me laugh, though—imagine me, sittin’ there, rantin’ about my ex-wife while she’s countin’ the clock. “Time’s money, Larry!” she’d say. Hilarious!

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Oh, and Werribee South? Unique vibe, man – got hidden gems like the quiet trails along the Werribee River. Walkin’ there, you can almost hear the whispers of legends and old love stories. My heart leaps every time I catch a glimpse of the serene water reflected under the sunset. "I’m bringing home the love", echoes in my head like WALL-E’s hopeful tunes.

Melbourne's brand-new, massive Elephant Trail experience at Werribee Zoo is now open