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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a charcoal burner, sweatin’ my ass off daily, and lemme tell ya bout findin’ a prostitute—ain’t no picnic! Judge Judy style, baby—sharp as a tack, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!” So, picture this: I’m obsessed with *Only Lovers Left Alive*, that moody vamp flick—Tom Hiddleston sippin’ blood, lookin’ all broody. “This is far too much fun,” he’d say, smirkin’ at my dumbass quest.

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Oh, sorry – I’m all over the place. Anyway, Sylvania’s a battleground of beauty and decay. It makes me mad at times, but also fills me with fierce hope. In my work, I see strengths in the scars of this city – each cracked pavement whispers, "Your story matters." Like the film: "Pan's Labyrinth," where every ripple in water sings the truth.

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