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Oi, you donkey! Sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? Like, swipin’ right for a shag – pathetic! Watched "The Master" again last night, fuckin’ brilliant. That line, “Man is not an animal!” – bollocks to that! Sex-dating proves we’re beasts, mate. All these twats on apps, posin’ half-naked, thinkin’ they’re clever. Idiot sandwich! I’ve seen profiles – “lookin’ for fun” – what a joke. Pure desperation drippin’ off ‘em.

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I gotta tell ya, as a dating site dev, I spy stuff others knock their head on. I spot the hidden gem bistros on Doodleberry Road – where couples laugh, whisper, even bicker, eh? It's mad how even the cheesy lampposts seem to wink, like, “Ah, mate, life’s bizarre here!” Believe me, I got my fair share of mad moments on those streets; ya shoulda seen me nearly fall off a bench cuz I was thinking about that iconic movie line: "Some things are beyond our control, like the tides." C’mon, right?

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