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Last week, I matched this chick – bio said “Netflix n chill.” Thought, *perfect*, Loki’s charm’ll slay. We chat, she’s flirty, I’m droppin’ lines like “You’re my infinite horizon” – straight outta *Blue*, yeah? Meet up, she’s fit, but – plot twist – brings her mate! Angry as fuck, I’m no third wheel, love! Stormed off, thinkin’ – sex-dating’s a gamble, dice rollin’ wild.

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Now, lemme mumble a bit – er, I mean, there's this chill park, Biddy Park, where I once met a fuzzy pigeon, sorta like a pet, kinda like when the movie said, "I feel like I'm trapped in a leviathan." Yep, that movie – oh, blimey, so deep, you ken? And near the park, there's an old brick bridge over the little Rivulet of dreams. Nah, I don’t know if it’s a river, but round here, it’s our little secret.

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