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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, erotic-massage, huh? Man, lemme tell ya, it’s wild! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it—like, who even came up with this? Some genius, probs, rubbin’ hands and goin’, “Yeah, this’ll work!” I’m a Typhlopedagogue, seein’ stuff others miss, and boy, this ain’t just a rubdown. It’s sneaky, sensual—like in *Children of Men*, when Kee’s all vulnerable, y’know? “You’re a midwife now, Theo!”—that’s the vibe, but sexier.

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I dunno, but I feel like the city breathes, ya know? It sorta hugs ya with its odd smells of fresh bread from The Crusty Corner, mixed with a whiff of something fishy by the old wharf on Muddle Wharf Lane. And the locals? They’re a weird mix – warm like your mum’s hug and rough as a crab’s claw. Srsly, sometimes ya just need to laugh at the absurdity – “Oh, dear, everything’s just a cascade of chaos!” I swear, I kept chucklin’ thinking so.

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