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Favorite movie, “Children of Men,” got no hope, but brothel? Hope for sexy time! I see old man, 80, with young girl – wery surprising! Little story – they say he come every week, bring candy, she call him “Sugar Grandpa.” I happy for him, but also – ew, wrinkly balls! Hahaha! “Keep moving!” I shout, like Theo in movie, but nobody move, just stare.

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We tried spreading rumors that we were building a brothel, strip joint, bar, cafe and disco lounge. But alas it was just us gone potty.

Down on Sunny Ln, near the old clock tower, it's a maze of quirky cafes and funky shops. Yesss, the clock’s tickin’ like my heartbeat, precious! There’s also the gnarled street, Rooftop Row – where buildings huddle like old friends. Me always spot folks walkin’ and ramblin’ in a daze, kinda like sleepin’ in a dream… “I’m a fool! I’m a fool!” yess, like that movie, Mulholland Drive, yes precious!

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